Writing & Editing 7 bar jokes about grammar and punctuation Don’t think jokes about gerunds or question marks can elicit a chuckle? Think again. By Eric K. AuldFeb. 22, 2012 SHARE Ragan Insider Premium Content 2. A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave. 3. A question mark walks into a bar? 4. Two quotation marks “walk into” a bar. 5. A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink. To read the full story, log in. Become a Ragan Insider member to read this article and all other archived content. Sign up today Already a member? Log in here. Learn more about Ragan Insider.