7 bar jokes about grammar and punctuation

Don’t think jokes about gerunds or question marks can elicit a chuckle? Think again.

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2. A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave.

3. A question mark walks into a bar?

4. Two quotation marks “walk into” a bar.

5. A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.

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