Internal Infographic: 3 in 10 employees call in sick with a fake excuse Did your toe get stuck in a vent cover and you can’t come in today? Hear other unusual reasons for ditching work. By Kristin Long@KristinMLongOct. 28, 2011 SHARE To read the full story, log in. Become a Ragan Insider member to read this article and all other archived content. Sign up today Already a member? Log in here. Learn more about Ragan Insider.