Look back in horror: Was your first tweet truly cringe-worthy?

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I just ate an apple.

Sadly, that was my first tweet.

When I came into work the following day, my editor walked over to my desk and started the Twitter Inquisition:

“Was it a Macintosh or a Fiji? How crisp was it? Did you put peanut butter on it?”

I was never going to live this tweet down.