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I just ate an apple.
Sadly, that was my first tweet.
When I came into work the following day, my editor walked over to my desk and started the Twitter Inquisition:
“Was it a Macintosh or a Fiji? How crisp was it? Did you put peanut butter on it?”
I was never going to live this tweet down.