Internal Survey: Employees’ outrageous excuses for calling in sick Managers have heard everything from ‘A swarm of bees is surrounding my car’ to ‘My false teeth flew out the window while I was driving.’ By Kristin Long@KristinMLongOct. 29, 2013 SHARE To read the full story, log in. Become a Ragan Insider member to read this article and all other archived content. Sign up today Already a member? Log in here. Learn more about Ragan Insider.