15 tweets you’d have written in the ’90s

If Twitter was around in the ’90s, the following would have likely filled your feed: “Family Matters,” Lisa Frank, and gas prices below $2. Oh, the memories.

For those who don’t know, I have a bit of a 1990s theme on my blog thanks to posts like this and this. I also may be addicted to Twitter.

I wanted to have a little fun with another ’90s-inspired post. This one is about 15 tweets you may have seen if Twitter was around in the 1990s:

1. Oh man! I just forded the river. Both of my friends died of dysentery. #OregonTrail

2. Gas prices just hit $1.59 a gallon. #ImGoingToGoBroke

3. I wonder how much my Beanie Baby collection will be worth in 20 years. #GoingToBeAMillionaire

4. *NSYNC or Backstreet Boys? Pick one. #NSYNC4Life

5. Mom is on the phone again! I can’t go on my favorite AOL chatroom. #FML

6. I just bought the coolest Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper. All the Lisa Frank! #ProductivityFTW

7. My favorite song just came on my boombox, but I’m all out of cassette tapes. #FML

8. How do I get this damn Furby to shut up? #Annoying

9. Best day ever! I just got my first CD and am listening to it on repeat. goo.gl/0aEiBt #Winning

10. I just bought a pair of these. This won’t end well. goo.gl/M6WSJQ #KlutzyTweets

11. “Full House,” “Family Matters” and “Boy Meets World” will air new episodes tonight. Let the binge-watching commence! #NoShame

12. Check out this awesome site: http://www2.warnerbros.com/spacejam/movie/jam.htm #SpaceJam

13. We placed the Slip ‘N Slide on the biggest hill in our neighborhood. You won’t believe what happened next. goo.gl/gkXmci

14. Guess who was the #Macarena champ at the Smith wedding. #InDaHouse

15. I just bought this awesome couch from #LimitedToo, and am now feeling light-headed. goo.gl/tq8G46 #NeedMoreLungCapacity

Share your best ’90s inspired tweets in the comments.

Jessica Malnik is a PR/marketing coordinator, social media specialist, videographer and an avid Gen Y blogger. A version of this article originally appeared on her blog.


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