It’s one thing to make a spelling or punctuation error when icing a message on a birthday cake—you can easily dispose of such mistakes. But when it comes to getting a tattoo, think before you ink. It’s difficult to render a correction.
These typos are the responsibility of the tattoo artist, not the human canvases, but if you choose to print words on your body, you might want to hand the artist a neatly printed transcription, monitor the inscription of the tracing draft, and revise it as necessary.
My daughter, normally the sensible sort—except, of course, for the whole tattoo thing—was prevented from possible inclusion in this hall of shame when her best friend, fortunately in attendance during the inking procedure, pointed out the omission of a letter in a word the artist preliminarily inscribed on her arm with a pen.
The Internet abounds with images of tattoo tragedies, and it was difficult to pare the possibilities to a manageable number for this post. But here, in order of egregiousness, are the five most boneheaded blunders:
No, you’re not. Oh, it’s not a misspelling of handsome? It’s supposed to be awesome? No, you’re not.