The Typochondriac: Parking, nine to five Poor Alden inches out of his linguistic lot in life, and is sideswiped by a safety-minded reader. By Alden WoodAug. 3, 2007 SHARE To read the full story, log in. Become a Ragan Insider member to read this article and all other archived content. Sign up today Already a member? Log in here. Learn more about Ragan Insider.